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Monthly Archives: March, 2012

Cabo: 1, Dominique: Nada

This spring break, I couldn’t decide if I wanted to set my money on fire, or go to Mexico with friends. Since I was low on crystal meth and thought … Continue reading

March 19, 2012 · Leave a comment

I wasn’t kidding…

(see Post 2 if you don’t know what I’m talking about)

March 5, 2012 · Leave a comment

Girl Scouts USA = Major Drug Cartel

Most of you may have noticed the miniature Columbian drug lords around town, using their cuteness to convince you to buy narcotics from them. They only come around once a … Continue reading

March 2, 2012 · 1 Comment


It is a very important person’s very important birthday today. Justin Bieber is finally legal in the United States. In honor of this, I present to you: Post 1: Biebs. … Continue reading

March 2, 2012 · 1 Comment