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Because Pizza

images  Soooo this has been a long time coming… I started a blog about things that I like/love, and I truly love Pizza. here we go. (side: most of this was conceived/penned while under the influence of hard cider and fireball on independence day. enjoy) tumblr_lj28p38NlG1qcp5rio1_500 initial notes found in phone:

“Write a blog post about pizza. Because pizza. Everyone’s done it already but like, this is America and I really love pizza land of the free. There was once a dark point in my life where I didn’t really like pizza and then i saw the light so like today i will pen a love story about pizza — God’s gift to Italy and eventually all of humanity. the greatest love story ever told.”

pizza Just think about it: – Carbs – Melty cheesy goodness – Happy – Also Sauce – Then a variety of toppings tumblr_mfalmrMVNe1rebejeo1_500 It’s like… the pizza is just sitting there being like, “do what you want with me. i am your canvas.” “let me help you see your creative potential” “be all that you can be, and see your dreams happen atop my cheesy layer of goodness.” tumblr_n6o1ulq6sd1t3uj3eo1_500 Pizza is your greatest mentor, championing all your suppressed dreams. It’s the guy in your corner being like, you can do this! There are moments where you’re probably like, “I wish there was a world where pineapple and sausage and jalapeños could just live together in harmony,” and then pizza comes in and is like “I CAN BE THAT FOR YOU.” tumblr_mu5k9wGBsX1qzxzwwo1_500 Pizza just gives, it never takes. It believes in you when you don’t even believe in yourself. Pizza can spice things up when the world seems boring, but keeps things familiar when you need something to depend on. You can’t ever get tired of it. It’s ever evolving. tumblr_m2p9mccEm21qhf2fso1_500 It’s there for you when you’re sad, when you come home drunk, when you’re celebrating, when you’re just plain hungry. It’s there when you need it. It will be there for you in the middle of the night, no questions asked. tumblr_muqp25aWPV1ruwwtio1_500 Pizza will be there for you today, tomorrow, and 20 years from now. And you never have to question it. b4e0016c2892dffbfdadf81e1fc95bb3 Pizza can be dressed up or down. It can be fancy, it can be simple and humble. It’s there for you when you’re broke, and when you wanna go out on the town. If you’re craving carbs, then Pizza. If you’re craving cheese, then Pizza. Want meat? Veggies? A combination of it all? Pizza. Maybe sometimes you’re like, “wow, how can i consume enough veggies, dairy, AND carbs today?” food-pyramid-pizza   Feeling creative? Pizza canvas. Squiff-glump 09 Feeling lazy? Or just uncreative? There are Pizza solutions for you, too. We’ve all been there. It’s called Pizza block. Just say Pepperoni or Combo and move on. Let Pizza do the work. 4254b427-ae4d-4072-88a6-2d00153228ed It’s science.   so…. In summary, tumblr_n7onsyMwL51sntdaco1_400 PIZZA 4 EVA.


3 comments on “Because Pizza

  1. matthewsimpson1992
    July 8, 2014

    Thanks for posting this. I like all of your graphics and gifs. And I completely agree. Pizza is wonderful.

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