None For Gretchen Weiners

Stuff I like that you might also enjoy

Recipe: Your Favorite Food or Ice Cream

A friend of mine recently started a recipe collective email chain, asking friends to send a recipe to one person, then pass the email on to 20¬†friends. Unsure if I … Continue reading

May 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

It’s so Chanel

I have this weird thing with brand allegiances, like how I am with Starbucks. I somehow get emotionally attached to a brand, and once I hit that point there’s no … Continue reading

March 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Running Doesn’t Totally Suck

At present, I’m experiencing an intense muscular pain, the likes of which these buns have never felt. Why, you probably didn’t ask? You see, Nike’s forefather Bill Bowerman once said, … Continue reading

March 24, 2014 · 5 Comments

Miley Cyrus, Can U Not?

So my friend was showing me the new Urban Outfitters Spring 2014 sizzle reel, starring Miley Cyrus, who was playing the role of Justin Bieber in drag. It was hilarious. … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment


So recently I’ve been partaking in this juicing trend that I’ve been told is “all the rage.” Instead of eating vegetables like a normal human, I now liquify them and … Continue reading

January 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

Texas Hair Saw Massacre

I used to hate hair stylists. Where most people saw this: I saw this: It all started with one horrifying and fateful day at the salon that scarred me forever. … Continue reading

January 16, 2013 · 1 Comment

Christmas, In A Nutshell.

I’ve been meaning to write this down for a while, but I’ve been so distracted enjoying all these Christmas festivities that I forgot to put them on the blog. Super … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 1 Comment